Sunday, October 15, 2006

Dating meme: I am an asshole ... give me your candy!

Real men like me don't wait to be challenged to memes but take the initiative themselves, so I'll answer to Hurina's dating meme.

I'm short (163cm) and unmuscular. I like to wear yuppie-style collar shirts and cotton pants. I have a sense of humor, which I express mainly in writing.

Although I don't own a house nor a car and am not currently working, my financial situation is good thanks to disinterest towards the aspects of life that cost a lot of money.

My hobbies include writing computer-aided language learning software and playing go. It's also nice to play old Finnish popular music by electric organs, and go to electronic music events and dance myself legless.

I like to be in control of my own life, and I have succeeded in that a bit too well, since also in my sex life the initiative is in my own hands. Will you change it? I'd like to be tied up and shat on.

Update to avoid further misunderstandings: This dating annoucement is directed exclusively at women.


Tiedemies said...


Unless you have gained a significant amount of bodymass during the last year or so, I do not believe this is possible.

Markku said...

You're not overweight. You're lean but maybe not hard-bodied. Quite normal.

Should be "to be shat on".

Simo said...

Fixed them ...

This was intended as a parody, but I don't think it is too successful. Except for the last two paragraphs, it looks merely like a badly written dating announcement by a person who has no idea that women despise exactly those features. It's not extreme enough to be unambiguously recognized as a parody from the start (except by people who have seen me in real life and know that nothing could be further from "real man"). Anyway, it's fun enough for the small audience that reads it.